Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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