U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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