If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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