that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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