dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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