just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Do plants get herpes?
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