Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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