How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Randomize
