I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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