those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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