goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
My vagina is very pro this idea
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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