Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
The ass gains better be worth it
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