So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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