Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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