Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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