now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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