Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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