Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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