I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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