She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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