were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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