good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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