He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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