the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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