was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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