everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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