Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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