as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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