He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."