This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
