Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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