Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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