Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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