I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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