It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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