office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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