I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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