david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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