In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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