maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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this will be a night to untag.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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