so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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