She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
