i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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