sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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