Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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