Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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