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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
did you just send me my own nude
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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