I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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