Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
They should really pass out barf bags in church
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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