Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
dude i'm inner monologue high
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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