whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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