All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We left the knife in your bed.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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