we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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