I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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