So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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